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Lord of the Dingalings (for best results, read in British accent) Written by Jonathan and Erica Morillos Inspired by Lord of the Rings and countless other stupid things In the stupefied village of Duhmshire, there lived a young Robbit named Dodo Dabbins.  He lived with his grandfather, Dihldeau Dabbins, in a small shack.  The Robbits were simple-minded people who loved to steal all sorts of doodads. "Oh, Dihldeau! Dihldeau!" called Dodo.  "What theh bluhdee-ehl dew yeh wunt!?" asked Dihldeau as he lay in his itchy cot.  "'Tis Dingledalf riding towards us, and he looketh like he bringeth good newseth"! said Dodo blissfully in his ignoran